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ISSUE: 24
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The spring issue marks an important transition for Double Dare Press. Call it the seven-year itch, but changes are afoot. The summer issue will debut with a new layout and design that reflects the fact that there have been dramatic improvements in the past seven years. We're excited to make the leap. This issue is a perfect example of what we do best, fantastic fiction and amazing visual art. We are thrilled to present Exley Steward's genius work of fragmented fiction titled Snapshots: The medium and the short of it. In keeping with the awkward syntax, we offer the delightful ruminations of jp Rodriguez's On a train, off a train. Of thought. (Authors write the titles, folks, we just cut and paste 'em). Don't miss Kenneth Abdo's hilariously vivid story about vision titled Thelma. Also sure to delight and distract is Ann Tinkham's Fourth Step Tango. A hilarious piece by another combo of the 'j' and the 'p', is Snow Snow by JP Pollard that utterly defies description. Our poet for this issue is the utterly amazing Claudia Grinnell. She will break your heart and crack open your mind. Visual art for this issue comes from Lino Divas out of Buenos Aires. Also, in our sketchbook section we have Zlatko Vasic from the former Yugoslavia. Rebecca Haven's musical review looks at the world of Celtic bands. Mary Shelley's life and work is the subject of Suzanne Nielsen's Cool Dead People and the Zodiac Killer stalks the mind of our own Adam Kane. Kim Rush writes a guest editorial about America's love fest with the boob tube. M. Laurel Walsh will make you laugh and maybe make you a little nauseous with her dietary tale of woe in the humor department. Enjoy the end of a wonderful era as our little literary art forum that could moves onto the next stage. Savor this final flavor of the little ezine that could, come on, we double dare you!

Featured Stories
Snapshots: The medium and the short of it
By Exley Steward

"Oh father, when can we give up and stop caring about the world?"
"Soon Charlie - soon. But now I need to concentrate if I ever want to finish this model airplane."


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On a train, off a train. Of Thought--
by jp Rodriguez

 

In turgid disgust he threw to the dirty floor the ragsheet he'd taken from a vacant seat, then with a kick sent the leering nymph on the cover sailing into the shadows under the seat across from him. "My God, Ben."
"What?"
"The news, Ben!"
"...Go on."
"It's finally done my fucking head in."




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Thelma
by Kenneth Abdo

 

 

The orange Ford Taurus hesitantly pulls into the cracked driveway. The two passengers sit idle as the car sputters exhaust in the air.
"Are you going to shut off the car?" Sara asks her older brother.
"What do you think she will be like now? Seventy-nine years without vision. She practically raised us, and with only her ears to help," Bryan worries.

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New Voices

Forth Step Tango
by Ann Tinkham

My freshman-year boyfriend was a theater major from Fort Worth, Texas who did a southern preacher revival bit. His daddy was a rich oil man and Beauregard thought he could buy his way into anything. Unfortunately no amount of money could buy acting talent.
Beauregard wasn't good at any parts but the preacher, and deep down, he knew it. In his various college productions, his character dying of AIDS was cloying; his melancholic writer was whiny; his cowboy was giddy minus the up

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Snow Snow
By JP Pollard
 


Every morning I wake up and put on my favorite barrett, that's the one with the little bunny of in. Next I choose my clothes for the day, Michelle says that it doesn't matter what blouse I wear because the apron Michel's makes us wear covers it, but it matters to me, I put on my red
tee-shirt with a froggy on it. I love frogs. Uh-oh, it looks cloudy out, better grab an umbrella. My car doesn't smell as fresh as I like it too. I'm glad I took my mom's advice and kept extra Yankee candle air fresheners in the glove box, I like the cinnamon bun ones. I could smell those little guys all day, but I'd probably get a headache!

 
Poetry
Late Charges
By Claudia Grinnell
 

 

I'm the one who will knock at your door one night
It won't be cold yet
But leaves have been falling
Pine needles pile in corners
Parts of her body are exposed: nipples,
Thighs, the place where her thighs meet,
I imagine


the cluster bombs.

 
MONTHLY COLUMNS
Each month these talented and twisted writers will present thought provoking prose unparalleled by any online magazine.
Editorials
Job hunters, did you know that the U.S. government pays civilians to kill people? As long as you don't mind a wee bit of carnage, we have a perfect job for you as a mercenary. No bid contracts are simply good government. Guest columnist Kim Rush brings you a lovely peek inside the American mind on cruise control, and Associate Editor Rebecca Haven is so done with MTV. We've also got the scoop on a brand new fatal disease that you may have (if you are large, black and mouthing off to a police officer), worth finding out about. Read what advertisers haven't censored. Come on, we double dare you!
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Sketchbook
Artist and illustrator Zlatko Vasic's images will make your mind bendy. His drawings meld fact and fiction, slather on fantasy and then make it do a backbend. Don't try this at home. Incredibly beautiful, intricate and delicate, you will want to understand how he tricks the eye and the heart, but don't complicate this. It's art, served straight up. Enjoy, we double dare you.
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Humor

M. Laurel Walsh's humor piece for this issue contains a graphic scene that one reader described as "too vivid" and another said, "I wish I didn't know that about you." So, we are warning people. We're taking the time to put the word out that you may not want to read this humorous look at dieting. Although, it may help you avoid all food for a while. Especially beets. This is a sampler from her upcoming nonfiction book that Laurel is collaborating on with Heather Alexander. Get a taste before you it goes to hard cover, come on, we double dare you!
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Music Review:
Rebecca Haven
Men in skirts, I mean kilts. Bagpipes are definitely an acquired taste, one that Rebecca Haven has caught and is trying to pass along to readers. Don't hate it until you try it. For some the bagpipes sound too sorrowful, to others too screechy, but a perfectly played bagpipe is a thing of beauty. Go Celtic with us, come on, we double dare you!
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Cool Dead People
Mary Shelley wrote the famous book, Frankenstein, but she also had a monster of a life. Suzanne Nielsen takes a candid peek at the tumultuous life of one of the most famous women writers of all time. Shelley fell in love too young and died too soon and lived it up in-between. Look at the monster's mother, come on, we double dare you.
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Featured Artist
Lino Divas are a group of artists from Buenos Aires who defy description. I'm torn between wanting to have the work tattooed on my arm or hanging above the fireplace. As part of the ongoing conversation about "high" art versus "low" art, these artists display versatility and universality and a great deal of humor. Look and love, come on, we double dare you!
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True Crime Corner
Adam Kane is a big fan of literate serial killers. The drooling buffoons who cut up prostitutes in back alleys may make for good theater, but Kane dedicates this issue to the work of San Francisco's zodiac killer. As the film is currently in the theater, Adam is making this quarterly something that it rarely is, current! Come read about the zodiac before your see the film, learn a thing or two about the madman, come on, we double dare you!
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