Double Dare Press
The spring issue marks an important transition for Double Dare Press.
Call it the seven-year itch, but changes are afoot. The summer issue
will debut with a new layout and design that reflects the fact that
there have been dramatic improvements in the past seven years. We're
excited to make the leap. This issue is a perfect example of what we
do best, fantastic fiction and amazing visual art. We are thrilled to
present Exley Steward's genius
work of fragmented fiction titled Snapshots: The medium and the short
of it. In keeping with the awkward syntax, we offer the delightful ruminations
of jp Rodriguez's On a train,
off a train. Of thought. (Authors write the titles, folks, we just cut
and paste 'em). Don't miss Kenneth
Abdo's hilariously vivid story about vision titled Thelma. Also
sure to delight and distract is Ann
Tinkham's Fourth Step Tango. A hilarious piece by another combo
of the 'j' and the 'p', is Snow Snow by JP
Pollard that utterly defies description. Our poet for this issue
is the utterly amazing Claudia
Grinnell. She will break your heart and crack open your mind. Visual
art for this issue comes from Lino
Divas out of Buenos Aires. Also, in our sketchbook section we have
Zlatko Vasic from the former
Yugoslavia. Rebecca Haven's
musical review looks at the world of Celtic bands. Mary Shelley's life
and work is the subject of Suzanne
Nielsen's Cool Dead People and the Zodiac Killer stalks the mind
of our own Adam Kane.
Kim Rush writes a guest
editorial about America's love fest with the boob tube. M.
Laurel Walsh will make you laugh and maybe make you a little nauseous
with her dietary tale of woe in the humor department. Enjoy the end
of a wonderful era as our little literary art forum that could moves
onto the next stage. Savor this final flavor of the little ezine that
could, come on, we double dare you!
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On
a train, off a train. Of Thought--
by jp Rodriguez
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In turgid disgust he threw to the dirty floor the ragsheet
he'd taken from a vacant seat, then with a kick sent the leering
nymph on the cover sailing into the shadows under the seat
across from him. "My God, Ben."
"What?"
"The news, Ben!"
"...Go on."
"It's finally done my fucking head in."
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Thelma
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The orange Ford Taurus hesitantly pulls into the cracked
driveway. The two passengers sit idle as the car sputters
exhaust in the air.
"Are you going to shut off the car?" Sara asks her
older brother.
"What do you think she will be like now? Seventy-nine
years without vision. She practically raised us, and with
only her ears to help," Bryan worries.
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Forth
Step Tango
by Ann Tinkham
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My freshman-year boyfriend was a theater major from Fort
Worth, Texas who did a southern preacher revival bit. His
daddy was a rich oil man and Beauregard thought he could buy
his way into anything. Unfortunately no amount of money could
buy acting talent.
Beauregard wasn't good at any parts but the preacher, and
deep down, he knew it. In his various college productions,
his character dying of AIDS was cloying; his melancholic writer
was whiny; his cowboy was giddy minus the up
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Snow
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By JP Pollard |
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Every morning I wake up and put on my favorite barrett,
that's the one with the little bunny of in. Next I choose
my clothes for the day, Michelle says that it doesn't matter
what blouse I wear because the apron Michel's makes us wear
covers it, but it matters to me, I put on my red
tee-shirt with a froggy on it. I love frogs. Uh-oh, it looks
cloudy out, better grab an umbrella. My car doesn't smell
as fresh as I like it too. I'm glad I took my mom's advice
and kept extra Yankee candle air fresheners in the glove
box, I like the cinnamon bun ones. I could smell those little
guys all day, but I'd probably get a headache!
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| Poetry |
Late
Charges
By Claudia Grinnell |
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I'm the one who will knock at your door one night
It won't be cold yet
But leaves have been falling
Pine needles pile in corners
Parts of her body are exposed: nipples,
Thighs, the place where her thighs meet,
I imagine
the cluster bombs.
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| MONTHLY COLUMNS |
| Each month these talented and twisted writers will
present thought provoking prose unparalleled by any online magazine. |
| Editorials |
Job
hunters, did you know that the U.S. government pays civilians
to kill people? As long as you don't mind a wee bit of carnage,
we have a perfect job for you as a mercenary. No bid contracts
are simply good government. Guest columnist Kim Rush brings
you a lovely peek inside the American mind on cruise control,
and Associate Editor Rebecca Haven is so done with MTV. We've
also got the scoop on a brand new fatal disease that you may
have (if you are large, black and mouthing off to a police officer),
worth finding out about. Read what advertisers haven't censored.
Come on, we double dare you! |
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| Sketchbook |
Artist
and illustrator Zlatko Vasic's images will make your mind bendy.
His drawings meld fact and fiction, slather on fantasy and then
make it do a backbend. Don't try this at home. Incredibly beautiful,
intricate and delicate, you will want to understand how he tricks
the eye and the heart, but don't complicate this. It's art,
served straight up. Enjoy, we double dare you. |
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Humor
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M.
Laurel Walsh's humor piece for this issue contains a graphic
scene that one reader described as "too vivid" and
another said, "I wish I didn't know that about you."
So, we are warning people. We're taking the time to put the
word out that you may not want to read this humorous look at
dieting. Although, it may help you avoid all food for a while.
Especially beets. This is a sampler from her upcoming nonfiction
book that Laurel is collaborating on with Heather Alexander.
Get a taste before you it goes to hard cover, come on, we double
dare you! |
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Music Review:
Rebecca Haven |
Men
in skirts, I mean kilts. Bagpipes are definitely an acquired
taste, one that Rebecca Haven has caught and is trying to pass
along to readers. Don't hate it until you try it. For some the
bagpipes sound too sorrowful, to others too screechy, but a
perfectly played bagpipe is a thing of beauty. Go Celtic with
us, come on, we double dare you! |
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| Cool
Dead People |
Mary
Shelley wrote the famous book, Frankenstein, but she also had
a monster of a life. Suzanne Nielsen takes a candid peek at
the tumultuous life of one of the most famous women writers
of all time. Shelley fell in love too young and died too soon
and lived it up in-between. Look at the monster's mother, come
on, we double dare you. |
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| Featured
Artist |
Lino
Divas are a group of artists from Buenos Aires who defy description.
I'm torn between wanting to have the work tattooed on my arm
or hanging above the fireplace. As part of the ongoing conversation
about "high" art versus "low" art, these
artists display versatility and universality and a great deal
of humor. Look and love, come on, we double dare you! |
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| True
Crime Corner |
Adam
Kane is a big fan of literate serial killers. The drooling buffoons
who cut up prostitutes in back alleys may make for good theater,
but Kane dedicates this issue to the work of San Francisco's
zodiac killer. As the film is currently in the theater, Adam
is making this quarterly something that it rarely is, current!
Come read about the zodiac before your see the film, learn a
thing or two about the madman, come on, we double dare you! |
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